Mr.Kitty

i love my bed
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penis-hilton:

Poppin our thangs

i wish i was his bff

abakkus:

are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

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all the time 

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lipsticklookbook:

SA$$YLUX DROPS THIS WEEK ON NIKKILIPSTICK.COM 
BROKE AND FUCKING FABULOUS 
AMANDADARLING.TUMBLR.COM
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE RICH TO BE MY GIRL <3

lipsticklookbook:

SA$$YLUX DROPS THIS WEEK ON NIKKILIPSTICK.COM 

BROKE AND FUCKING FABULOUS 

AMANDADARLING.TUMBLR.COM

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE RICH TO BE MY GIRL <3

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sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”

…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

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capillaryveins:

Cedric Laquieze is an artist working out of Amsterdam. I like the idea that Cedric has taken the idea of taxidermy art, and added a different twist to it. The idea of skeleton is a clear link to death, but with the flowers adorning them the idea seems to be softened. It’s also a stronger connection to life; if we did not go through such trouble to embalm and preserve, the bodies we bury would give way to other life such as flowers. (Via)

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rosevests:

this is who i am

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ipoog:

i watched lilo and stitch the other day and i couldn’t get this scene out of my head  ヽ(‘ー`)ノ 

aoidjaosidhoAI so cute 

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cattypatra:

So I wore my finished Diablo 1 and 2 Rogue costume for the Diablo 3 launch today. I had a great time taking photos with people and forgetting how stupidly large my bow was! Public transport in this costume was super awkward and I had a lot of people trying to sneakily take photos of both myself and my ass.

I also got asked if I was dressed up as cupid. Yeah that’s me, the most BAMF red leather wearing cupid of all time. Rogue, igniting unlikely but highly satisfying romances *coughSteveTony*cough* one couple at a time.

Also… Archery is so hot right now.

Seriously, why is archery so in? Do all of us just want to release our inner Legolas?

Oh yeah, have fun playing Diablo 3! We’ve been waiting a long time for this game, lets hope it lives up to all our expectations!~

Ps… How the hell would you go adventuring in this outfit!?